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2010: A year of politics and football

Cameron and Clegg

Politics. Proving just as fickle as football. Goodbye 2010.

2010 has been a milestone year for me, which included the long overdue proposal of marriage to my girlfriend of nine years, an amazing family holiday and a headfirst smash into the 30th year of my life.

It’s the latter that has prompted me to take stock of things and consider what I really should be doing. What should be making me happy. It’s funny how you see certain things for what they are when you hit the big three-oh. More than anything, and without trying to sound like an American, I’ve realised there are certain paths I really should explore before I hit the next milestone in ten years’ time. If I don’t, I know I’ll regret it forever and I urge anyone reading this to do the same.

But what of 2010 in general? As usual, I feel it prevalent to write my end of year blog for those that care (hi, Mum).

It has been a big year, no doubt. The recession is anything but over and we have a newly formed coalition running the country. A coalition that is, day by day, obliterating the Lib Dems and creating a solitary, solemn, once-revered figure in Nick Clegg. The man’s fall from near superstardom to a widely despised recipient of burning effigies in a matter of months has been nothing short of startling. Still, at least Cameron’s enjoying himself.

However, the most lingering memories of 2010 are football-related and all nod to what is a rapidly self-destructing force: English football.

Firstly there was the Word Cup which was, and let’s make no bones about this, an utter disaster for the English game. We looked uninterested, out of ideas and, worst of all, not up to standard. It’s not about the manager, or the players – it’s about the lack of interest or investment we put into football in this country. Like so many things, the men in charge just don’t care enough. Until that’s put right we won’t win a thing and we might as well just get used to that fact. I have, finally.

Then there was Mr Rooney, who hammered his own nail into the coffin of English football with what has to be one of the most poorly orchestrated, ill-conceived contract negotiations of all time. It was a week which left a decidedly sickly taste at the back of my throat and one which Wayne and his entourage should be eternally ashamed of.

Money is killing our game, but it’s not just at a local level. Oh no. FIFA confirmed once and for all that it is readiness of money and influence on global trade that wins you votes by awarding future World Cups to Russia and Qatar. The latter, in particular, is about as barmy a decision as you’re ever likely to see and has presented a genuine case for the English FA to pull us out of FIFA altogether.

So there you have it. Politics and football dominated my year and proved they’re intrinsically linked. I suggest we all set our sights and hopes relatively low for 2011. As defeatist as that sounds, at least none of us will be disappointed when it all goes Nick Clegg.

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In any other business, the lot of you would be out…

Time to call it a day?

Brown: Time to call it a day?

I’m fed up with their stupid, faux-cheery grinning faces.  I’m fed up with their inability to give a straight answer.  I’m fed up with their cavalier use of public money to fund new BBQs and sink plugs.  I’m fed up with the utter mess they’ve put our country in through slack policing of the banking system and too much back slapping of its criminal bosses.  I’m fed up with daft rules and refulations, high tax bills, increased petrol prices and television adverts which treat us all like dribbling buffoons.

But most of all I’m fed up with our government’s lack of respect for the public’s collective intelligence.

Just how stupid do they think we are?  Forgetting the recent slate of MPs clamouring to get out of Westminster’s back door and instead looking back at the last few weeks of expense claim scandals, I can’t express how angry I am at these bungling, arrogant, tax-doging tosspots we’re supposed to rely on.

Pulling such stunts in any other job in Britain would see them out on their ear without as much as their pencil sharpner to keep as a momento.  It’s made all the worse by the fact that the very systems they’re dodging and taking advantage of are the systems they develop and instruct us to follow.

The fact that so many of our illustrious politicians are clinging onto their jobs until they can claim a substantial pay off only serves to remind us of one thing; greed is the cancerous underbelly of Westminster.

What I can’t get my head round is what these people actually spend their money on.  Let’s be frank, they’re not exactly on the minimum wage, yet the fact they literally claim for everything from ‘gardening services’ (I wouldn’t be entirely suprised if we hear some of those services being of the uphill variety in the coming days…) to, unbelievably, an actual kitchen sink, leaves very little for their genuine wage to cover.  One minister even claimed for Sky TV, citing its 24 hour rolling news channels as an essential tool for his job.  I wonder if he’s watching them now.

It’s greed beyond belief.  The minister who claimed for a church donation of £5 should be shot.  I mean that.  I’m not a religous man but what he’s done there is wrong on just about every conceivable level.  The idiot who claimed for that kitchen sink (I can’t remember who it was exactly but I’m fairly sure it was gaffe-prone Jacqui Smith) surely, at some stage, must have thought when they filed the receipt that, one day, such an expense claim would allow the Sun’s headline pun department to leave work early.

I file expense claims every month.  It has never, and will never, cross my mind that I could perhaps slip the odd TV license or pair of flip flops through.  Like most companies, we check all receipts and so we should.  Providing a ‘floor limit’ for claims – the government’s being around £400 – is a recipe for piss taking on a major scale.

So where do we go from here?  As I write, Defence Secretary, John Hutton, has resigned.  This follows several other big name resignations including Jacqui Smith, James Purnell and Hazel Blears.  You’ve no doubt read enough superlatives about Brown’s empire collapsing around him, so I won’t embellish on it any further.  Instead, I’ll finish on a letter to our right honourable oiks:

Dear The Government

Just go away.

Yours

The Public

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