Business acumen? Grammar is what I’m worried about, Lord Sugar.

We know how it works. The premise is simple. Round up fifteen or so ‘business people’ and put them in front of Lord ‘Bongo Drums’ Sugar. They must have vague job titles which include the words ‘global’ ‘brand’ and ‘manager’ (in fact, there’s one right there). They must have faces you wouldn’t tire of driving … Continue reading Business acumen? Grammar is what I’m worried about, Lord Sugar.

Jamie’s Meals From Mars

In summary, you're left penniless, knackered and beyond the point of hunger. And that's before you've even started cooking.

3ft tall and back ache – it’s the same deal, really

After a regrettable absence in 2008, Celebrity Big Brother is gracing our screens again and it couldn't have had a more promising opening. Certainly, the spectacle of 3ft tall movie star and 'stunt man' Verne Troyer teaching ageing rapper Coolio cockney rhyming slang will already take some beating as TV highlight of 2009. I've never … Continue reading 3ft tall and back ache – it’s the same deal, really